Inspector

- Dear little citizen, there are dollars hiding in your pockets. I’ll help you get rid of them, I’m from the Green Environmental Health Service.

- Oh, thank you very much. If they’re really hiding in there, let’s really get rid of them.

- They’re at the bottom of your pocket. Look, I’m shining my flashlight and I can see them. They’re looking right at me. I’ll get it.

- Oh, citizen inspector, there are a lot of them in there.

- A lot, a lot. And it was as if you were trying to speed up when I approached you. Aren’t you ashamed? Look how many of them there are! Gathered in such tight packs, clinging to each other. Washingtonians.

- Dirty green bastards, citizen inspector! It’s a good thing you caught them in time.

- Of course I did. Sign right here. That I have rid you of the pests. All the best, be well.

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